I've started to fall into a routine in the past few weeks or so of going out on Mondays to have a few beers and do crossword puzzles. I know how unbelievable dull that is, but it's my time get away from my soap opera of a life. I'm not sure why I choose the paper I do, or why it must be Monday. Then I'm stuck drinking at the bar drinking and doing the Sunday Times crossword. I have no problem making fun of attractive people that have the mental capacity soap, but "Hey Pot...This is Kettle. Um, you're black!"
Needless to say I was searching for a distraction, as this weeks puzzle was a tad bit in the difficult side. I saw my friend Turtle at the end of the bar and grabbed a seat. I'm actually not sure of Turtle's real name to be perfectly honest. Either way we got started talking about movies, which obviously led to Oscar noms, blah, blah, I'm over it. Then I jokingly mention The Day After Tomorrow as one of my favorite bad movies ever. This led to the discussion of the worst movie ever created. Though I heard some good runners up I nailed the worst of the worst, which I also own. Anything that brings Jean Claude Van Damme and Kylie Minogue together is just asking for trouble. I give you Street Fighter the Movie.
Enjoy, and if you can find a worse one let me know.
Bradley James
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11 years ago
2 comments:
WOW! i remember that ive seen that movie...could not describe ONE scene from it...and is jean claude in it? i mean...they didnt have it in humongous lettering all three times they showed his name and that other guy...raul? LOL good one b-rad!
We've already had this discussion and I believe that "Last Days" was the worst movie I've ever seen. At least "Street Fighter" has some entertainment value. "Last Days" eats at your soul until there's nothing left and you pretty much lose the will to live.
If you got to IMdb there's actually a review out there that I posted. I was that angry after watching it--and I've seen "27 Dresses" (which should have won an OSCAR when compared to 'Last Days').
OK...I'm done. Fist in the air, yell "Chocolate Snatch".....Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
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