With my heart in emotional limbo, I've decided to use this time wisely. The time to wander aimlessly, no date aimlessly. One of my future conquests was brought up by my dating guru R. She brought up the fact that all of the guys I date are gorgeous, and very dumb and shallow. She mentioned the idea of dating someone I didn't think was physically on my playing field, but mentally. Maybe she was right, maybe I should date the guy I'll grow to love.
But I'm forgetting some more good advice she'd given me. And as a side note let me tell you she is so ahead of her time she has no idea. I thought I'd remind her. Anyway she mentioned her "What If" guy. That guy that you had a great connection with, physically and mentally, timing was just off.
So now I've decided to date both of them within the week and see how they both pan out. The smart unattractive guy is one I met online. He's cute, but not my normal level of attractiveness. Has a great job, reads, and is wise beyond his years. At least that's how he appears in his emails. Most likely he is a serial murderer, with a fondness for hot, unintelligent young men. But why the hell not? The "What If" guy I met a while ago through a friend. Quite hairy from what I remember, but very attractive. I've always liked being the pretty one in the relationship. Door number two is a little younger, but in great shape and wit like no other.
So here are the two contenders fighting for my heart or at least a warm bed to sleep in. Who is your money on? If anything I'm putting my money on "What If," in R's case and in mine.
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This blog is dedicated to R. Someone who inspires me everyday of my life to be the best person I can. I may not be your maid of honor one day, but I will be your confidant for all of eternity. I hope that your "What If" becomes your "What Is." He's an amazing guy who deserves the whole package. And next to my package, you're the closest he's ever going to get.
Bradley James
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1 comment:
I absolutely and unequivocally love you!
We'll see about Mr. What If when I get back home...Is it wrong that my stomach gets all queasy thinking about a guy who lives 1,000 miles away? Why oh why do I never see what's right in front of me? Why oh why do I always settle for Mr. Right Now?
I'm interested to see what happens with both your potential boy toys. Here's the litmus test: ask about their feelings regarding Daughtry/Nickelback...if either of them talks about how they really respect either as "artists," I say we throw them down a well Buffalo Bill style...It puts the lotion in the basket!
Also, any word on Big and NYE? I say he needs to enter the lions' den...let the judging begin. Mwah!
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